Chocolate- Jordan

​A long time ago, before your parents existed (a very long time ago), there was a creator of this universe. God made the stars, animals, water, and most important of all, chocolate! Delicious! But what colour should it be? For something so significant, you need to make sure you get it spot on. This is a massive question that Einstein, Hawking and even I couldn’t solve! But God made his choice, and he chose brown! Boring brown! It could’ve been blue, green, pink or even yellow! But like everyone, God makes mistakes. Even if they are as ridiculous as this.