Johny Knoxnille - Ted N

​Johnny Knoxville
My name is Johnny Knoxville and twenty years ago I was drinking some lime juice and my friends took the bottle poured it on my face and then made a flame and burnt my eyebrows off. It was so hot that I had to go to the service station and buy some ice to put on my face. My eyebrowed now look like two hour hands on a clock. Still to this day I regularly drink lime juice and get scared that my friends will burn my face again. My friends are in jail now and will be there for a long time.