Do you ever wonder why things are gloomy?
Long, long ago, before humans discovered, there was happiness everywhere. Every which way you looked, you would see a smile. The grass was bright green, the birds sang with their hearts, but then it all came to a stop.
A man took over and destroyed whatever he laid his eyes on; he’d burn down villages, cut down forests, all just because he loathed other people enjoying themselves.
But then he was defeated by his one and only fear. A laugh.
He committed suicide with a rope.
Here lies the remains of Lord Vladimir!